Don't be shy to say hi
im dying of period cramps on the sofa and i heard someone in the kitchen and assumed it was my mom so i yelled I CAN FEEL MY UTERUS PULSING HELP and my dad came into the room with the most horrified expression on his face
i found this on my bed
Father of the year
Kidding, kind of.
you think im makeup
without any pretty on
the fact that there are animals who can see colors that i cant which means that there are colors that exist that it is literally impossible for me to envision is such fucking bullshit that i wanna rip open a couch and eat it
well mannered boys who are into kinky shit behind closed doors
respectful boys who spank you til you’re bruised
calm boys who only lose it when someone else touches you
This is me
American Horror Story: Coven - Cast
Jessica Lange (Fiona Goode)The great thing about this show, which I think is unique, is you have these 12-13 episodes to investigate all of this, to really delve, but you don’t have to ever come back to this woman ever again … It’s good, it’s kind of a perfect situation.